Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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