Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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