hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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