I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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