Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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