the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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