I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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