My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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