I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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