he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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