90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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