Jerry, you need to find god
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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