Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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