Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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