if i died would you start the facebook group?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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