I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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