She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize