how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I want is dick and wine.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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