you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We were destined to go to rehab together
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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