you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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