Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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