Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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