I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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