so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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