It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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