Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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