is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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