U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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