I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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