Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize