even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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