His pubic hair was longer than his dick
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Randomize