All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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