butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
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I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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