Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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