Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Where did you get a picture of my penis
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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