The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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