Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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