How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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