I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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