Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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