And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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