roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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