Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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