she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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