Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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