She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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