I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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