New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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