she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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